Today is Monday. Since last Monday here are some things that have occured. 

1. I ate pizza 3 times

2. I read the news and felt sad

3. I read the news and felt vindicated 

4. I read the news and felt sad

5. I saw a video on the internet that I thought was nice

6. I got bit by my cat. Jerk move, cat. 

7. I cooked food. 

8. I had orgasms. 

9. I landed my dream job. 

10. And last night I dreamt that I heroically put out a fire, saving many lives.