"I wore a denim dress to work and then accidentally popped off a button while I was pooping." 

https://www.clippings.me/steevieking2

"I bought my first leopard print blazer for $22 and drank too many tiki drinks for free."

http://www.nicole-powell.com/

"I wore my crotch-less culottes to the farmers market and a pretty parsnip tickled my pickle."

http://actlecoa.blogspot.com/